lost a follower
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
Walk into the club like what up, I’m Red Death, touch me not!
Gaston Leroux’s the Phantom of the Opera (via incorrectphantomquotes)
This gif can be used to describe everything.
When you have to pee but someone’s in the bathroom
When you feel crumbs under your blankets
When there’s nothing in the fridge
When everyone’s singing Happy Birthday to you
When you have to fart but there’s too many people
When there’s dirty dishes
The feeling after you eat Mcdonalds
When you step in water while wearing socks
When you’re home alone and you hear a noise
why haven’t they made a game where you can play as a hogwarts student aND JUST GO ABOUT YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE AS A HOGWARTS STUDENT
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful