flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel, via jessisntcrazy)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(via alpaca-llama-goose-duck)

troyesivan:

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS

(via blainemothafuckingibson)

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

(via japanda97)

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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(Source: swedishpapa, via just-be-yourself-19)

dulect:

wow i really need to get my life in order

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(via itz-3lit3-blog)